#19 Porn As The Special Interest
Written by SAPL on August 24th, 2008 in Hobbies and Special Interests.
In some instances, it seems the Asperger male (or female for that matter), is really no different from the neurotypical after all. The interest in porn is a perfect example. But the Asperger’s interest is not just about getting to rate the boobs of the day. The Asperger will use porn for academic purposes or to obsess with a particular body part that may be a special interest. If there were more doctorate programs in pornography, we’d have more Kinseys than we’d know what to do with. As the Asperger studies porn, he chooses to major in a particular area and ask such deep questions as,”How could a woman have such ripped abs?” if he is into muscular/bodybuilder/he-she like ladies. Some Aspies mistakenly think they can learn about relationships from porn, but soon realize there is nothing further from the truth. How on earth can they get to know each other? There’s never any talking going on in these things.
An HBO movie might incite statements from the neurotypical such as, “No way, man! No one has a penis that big,” or “How would you make a sex toy that big anyway?” This is where the Asperger, armed with all the information he has obtained from studying “101 Factos about sex toys”, comes in to rescue the undereducated and horny neurotypical. “The sex toys are made from molds of an actual penis. There is a clay mix you add water to and stir. It is similar to making dental casts. You can even order them online and mix them in your own kitchen with a regular bowl and spoon.”
At this point in the conversation, the neurotypical men mentally note: Dude, never eat at this guy’s house again!
“Once the mix is complete,” the Asperger continues, “you place the erect penis in the clay, allow it to cool, remove your penis, pour liquid into the mold, and ta da! You have created a dildo.”
The neurotypical men are having an extreme WTF moment now, probably due to both the Asperger’s explanation and the amount of alcohol consumed. This is obviously more than they signed up for when the rented Vicky Vixen. The insecure, jealous, and paranoid neurotypical will start to wonder and be convinced that the only way the Asperger could possibly know all this information is if he is the model on which all sex toys are crafted from. To this speculation, the Asperger will decide that some rumors are best left undenied.
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August 25th, 2008 at 6:31 am
“Once the mix is complete,” the Asperger continues,….
OMG, I laughed ’til I was sick! This is your masterpiece so far.
and “Dude, never eat at this guy’s house again!”….
These are real concerns the friend of an Aspergerer has to watch out for, you know?
August 25th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
LOL to your comment!
February 23rd, 2009 at 5:01 am
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February 25th, 2010 at 12:56 am
This article is racist towards autistic people.
April 4th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
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June 2nd, 2010 at 12:21 am
Porn actually conflicts with my sense of morality (mentioned in the posting on “honesty”) and therefore I’ve always looked down on the stuff, it IS prostitution! Especially as a chick, I cant seperate from the fact that something incredibly fucked up (probably molestation by someone close early in life) lead these folks to end up doing what they do. A friend got a karma sutra book with positions for their birthday and I analyzed many of the poses as being impractical for enjoyability, either because you would have to have incredible balance or its just generally an comfortable way to be humped.
April 16th, 2011 at 3:25 am
I’m a 51 yr old Aspie man and pretty toenails do it for me. If the womans toes aren’t suckable to me, I can’t get hard. At All!!!! I’ve been this way All my Life. If I don’t have a girl by late Sept., I have to wait until April, when sandal weather comes to date.
October 4th, 2011 at 7:41 pm
At the end of the make-your-own dildo speech, the neurotypical women will try to get your number–or at least a few of them did when I happened to do that particular thing.
November 16th, 2011 at 9:59 pm
I understand what you mean about specific parts becoming most interesting. For me I find ejaculation and semen to be fascinating and more sexy than any other part of men. I am an aspie too.
February 8th, 2012 at 10:49 am
Oh my God, I used to work at this bar, and most of the girls turned into porn stars, so I can’t even look at Penthouse without going, oh my God, that’s what she’s up to. So as an Aspie girl that worked, messed around, and knows the porn star, I can say, that porn is over rated. It was always interesting to show or go to the porn shoots and have someone ask, well, how did my orgasm sound, and having to answer very truthfully, which is why I was always invited.
March 7th, 2012 at 6:20 am
I actually like that picture of the girl laying on the random access memory cards
April 2nd, 2012 at 2:50 am
Now youre attacking porn? this author is so fucking vapid